NOT FRIENDLY. Neither is my dog.

For all the mean-muggin' mutt owners. Sometimes we just need to come with a warning, and now we can.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!